I mentioned that a friend forwarded some analogies that purport to explain various marketing terms. Unfortunately, when it comes to advertising and PR the marketer got it wrong. Below are the analogies. At the end of the article, I'll explain how this marketer missed the point.
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Direct Marketing
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him, points at you, and says, "She's fantastic in bed." -- That's Advertising
You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Telemarketing
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You get up and straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I" and reach up to straighten his tie as you brush your breast lightly against his arm. Then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed." -- That's Public Relations
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed." -- That's Brand Recognition
You're at a party and see a handsome guy. You talk him into going home with your friend. -- That's a Sales Rep
Your friend can't satisfy him, so he calls you. -- That's Tech Support
Why are the advertising and PR analogies wrong? Let me provide the correct analogies in way of explanation.
You're at a party and you see a handsome guy. You pay several people to go up to him, point you out and say, "She's fantastic in bed." -- That's Advertising.
You're at a party and you see a handsome guy. Without prompting, your friends, old boy friends and others who have heard about you go up to him and point you out and say, "She's fantastic in bed." - That's Public Relations.
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